Thursday, November 20, 2008

Quantum of Solace blasts into theaters

James Bond. The name brings up the image of a secret agent-- who loves his martinis shaken, not stirred-- with futuristic weapons and gadgets, supplied by the genius ‘Q’. Yes, since the creation of the 007 Agent in the 1953 book titled Casino Royale, he has been resurrected into 22 box office movies and portrayed by six different men.

The most recent movie ‘Quantum of Solace’, released on November 14, 2008, smashed its way into the number one movie grossing around $67 million in just its first weekend. The movie begins one hour after the events of Casino Royale. For the whole 106 minutes of non-stop action, James Bond (Daniel Craig) attempts to satisfy his revenge by finding the people who killed his love in the last movie, Vesper Lynd (Eva Green). 007’s only goal is to avenge Vesper’s death and find peace, no matter what it takes. Following the proverbial bread crumbs, Bond is led to a member of QUANTUM, Dominic Greene (Mathieu Amalric) who seems to be innocently buying useless desert land. Just like in any of the other 21 Bond movies, he hooks up with yet another super-vixen, Camille Montes (Olga Kurylenko), a woman with her owns plans for revenge, who has the innate ability to stay amazing gorgeous while kicking some bad guy butt. There is a good chance that she will return for the next Bond movie, Bond 23 in 2011, since they didn’t jump in bed together like every other Bond vixen.

Casino Royale set the bar for future Bond films extraordinarily high, and even though Quantum of Solace keeps you on the edge of your seats every second, it’s just not as good as the first. I give this movie a four out of five. It’s rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, and some sexual content.

The Scarlet Pimpernel

They seek him here, they seek him there, and if you saw the Scarlet Pimpernel you should know the rest! If you didn’t get the chance to watch this year’s musical production you missed out! It got great reviews from all who saw it.
Maddison Johnson said, “I’m going again for sure. They all have great voices and they all did so good!”From the very beginning of the performance it was very professional and well thought out. The actors in the production were much rehearsed and it ran smoothly. Taylor Thredgold was a participant in the peasant ensemble. She said, “It was so much fun! We came together like a family. We felt that feeling of being together everyone talks about. We practiced so much that it felt so natural everyone was so in sync with each other.”Along with the performance in general, it was very entertaining to see the costumes. They were very authentic and interesting. In the scene “Creation of Man” the league of the Scarlet Pimpernel start their act by dressing up in ridiculous costumes, even for at the time, to make them appear like complete nincompoops so they won’t even look suspicious as the league of the Scarlet Pimpernel.
The singing and acting in the production was absolutely amazing. The whole cast had very strong vocals to bring together the passion of the performance. Paul Wuthrich as Percy Blakeney, Mikelle Memmott as Marguerite St. Just, and Isaac Wilkinson as Chauvelin as well as the entire group made a great lead together. The cast was absolutely amazing.
Along with the acting, the music performed by the pit orchestra, conducted by Steven Hendricks really added to the feel just like what real background music should.
Overall the performance was definitely worth the watch and very professional. Can’t wait till next year!

Respect for Veterans

On August 24, 1967 Farmington resident, Jay Hess was among the fighter pilots in the Vietnam War that were on a mission to stop supplies traveling from North Vietnam to South Vietnam. Their goal was to destroy the steel mills. However, the enemy began firing missiles at the planes and Jay Hess’s luck wore out as he was shot down and captured. He remained in Vietnam for the next five and a half years as a Prisoner of War. During those years, Hess’s goal was to one day get home.
When the war was over and the POWs were released, the country rejoiced as the brave men and women came home. “There were many celebrations and everyone was happy the war was over,” Hess said. Since Hess was a POW he was honored with much celebration and has received more respect then that of the typical Veteran.
“I don’t think you can ever give a veteran enough respect. What they do [for their country] is unknown to most people. You can never really appreciate what a veteran does,” said Hess. Recently he received a letter from Cynthia Catudal expressing her gratitude for what he did. Enclosed with the letter was a bracelet which bore his name that she had worn in high school, over 40 years ago. In the letter she wrote, “When I first obtained a POW bracelet I didn’t understand what it all meant, I still can’t comprehend it all, but since I’ve been married and living the army life, I realize a little better what was happening at the time.” This is just one example of how Jay Hess has been shown respect over the years.
In regard to showing respect on a larger scale, recently ground was broken for a new facility for veteran care. Representative Julie Fisher from District 17 was among the cosponsors for a bill to fund the new Ogden Veterans Care Center. “It was such a privilege to honor those citizens who sacrificed for our freedom,” said Fisher, “We don't often see a bill that has that much support. When it comes to our veterans, Utah cares.” There are other was to show respect to veterans, a simple “thank you” is appreciated by many. “There needs to be some way to express appreciation for what they have done,” Hess said.
Sometimes veterans are perceived as an annoyance in society. According to the National Survey of Homeless Assistance Providers and Clients, it is estimated that nearly 200,000 veterans are homeless on any given night. Conservatively, one out of every three homeless men who is sleeping in the streets of our cities has put on a uniform and served this country.
Unfortunately, many people of shown extreme disrespect for our veterans by using the title of being a veteran or a POW. There were 600 POWs from Vietnam and yet more than 1200 people claim to be one. “Why they want to exaggerate and do this is just a weakness in human nature, [that is] to make up a big story about who you are,” Hess said.
The next time people think about whether or not to show respect for veterans, they should think of a statement said by Father Dennis Edward O’Brien, a Sergeant in the USMC, “It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.”

Remembering Pearl Harbor

When people hear ‘Pearl Harbor’ they think of World War 2, Hawaii, some ships that got blown up by the Japanese, or maybe even the movie. But what they really don’t know is how greatly this real-life situation affected America and the rest of the world.
On the morning of December 7, 1941, the Japanese surprise attack on the U.S. Navy’s base in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii destroyed almost all of the American Pacific Fleet. The United States along with Britain then declared war on Japan. On December 11, 1941 Germany and Italy both declared war on the United States. It brought the United States into World War 2 changing history forever.
With the help of Commander Minoru Genda, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto developed a plan to destroy the U.S. Fleet which at the time was under the command of Admiral Husband E. Kimmel.
The attacks came in two waves. The first came at about 7:53 AM, the second at 8:55AM. By 9:55AM it was all over and the carriers that launched the planes were headed back to Japan.
In the first wave of attacks Commander Mitsuo Fuchida led the first of the Japanese aircraft, including of 133 torpedo, dive, and horizontal bombers and zeros.
In the second attack wave 167 Japanese carrier planes headed for Pearl Harbor.
The attacks were intended to cripple the US Pacific Fleet at its base in Oahu, Hawaii and give Japan an early advantage. The Japanese failed at their other goal of destroying American repair yards, fuel reserves, and submarine base.
American casualties included about 2,500 deaths with 1,177 injured sailors and soldiers, sinking 3 battleships, capsizing another, and damaging three more. Destroyers and cruisers were damaged along with every aircraft either destroyed or damaged, but not all beyond repair. Japanese losses were limited to twenty-nine aircraft, five mini-submarines, and sixty-five fatalities.
Despite all the chaos and heartbreak the Japanese left behind, they united the people of the United States, successfully ending the segregated feeling in the country.
As quoted by President Roosevelt on December 8, 1941, Pearl Harbor has been remembered as “A date which will live in infamy.”

Paul Newman

Legendary screen actor, political activist, and noted philanthropist Paul Newman passed away September 26 due to complications from lung cancer at the age of 83.
Born January 26, 1925, Newman studied Drama in college, eventually graduating from Yale University in 1954. He made his film debut in 1954’s The Silver Chalice. He would star in many successful movies in the 1950’s, including Cat on a Hot Tin Roof co-starring Elizabeth Taylor.
Doing what few actors of the 50’s era were able to achieve, Newman extended his film career into the 60’s and 70’s. Some of his noted films include Hud, The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke, and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
He also directed four feature films, and did a reprisal role of The Hustler, titled The Color of Money, for which he received an Academy Award.
From the 1960s on he was known for his political activism, even earning a spot on presidential punchline Richard Nixon’s enemies list. He was a strong advocate for same-sex marriage, and was a contributor of Chris Dodd’s campaign.
In 1982 he launched a food line Newman’s Own. The proceeds of this business were donated to charity, contributing a reported $200 million plus in charitable donations. He was also praised for discreetly giving generous donations to many charities, including a personal donation of nearly $8.75 million dollars to various charities supporting children.
He married Joanne Woodward in 1958 and had a marriage that lasted until his death, a rarity in Hollywood. He was once interviewed about fidelity, and, in reference to his wife, stated, “Why go out for hamburger when you have steak at home.”
His final on-screen appearance was in 2002’s Road to Perdition, although he did voice-over work, including Disney and Pixar’s Cars, which held special meaning as he had a passion for racing.
He has received numerous awards for his work, including A Lifetime Achievement Award from both the Screen Actors Guild Awards and the Academy Awards, The Jean Hersholt Humanitarian award, and a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.
He is survived by his wife of fifty years and five of his six children.

Sub for Santa

It’s interesting how the holidays make people want to do strange things they’ve never thought of attempting before. Eat large amounts of a bird that Ben Franklin wanted to be the country’s symbol, giving unlimited presents to others to celebrate the Savior’s birth (Christian or not), making small houses made of an edible candy and not eating it, and people feel the sudden urge to be extremely generous and give large amounts of money to people they don’t even know. Maybe the media is influencing this conspiracy, brain-washing the minds of America with Christmas music and the Santa Claus persona. Or this image of stuffing one’s face and giving to those less fortunate is done with a purpose and meaning?
Charity organizations like the Red Cross run all year, but they get the most donations during the holidays. Because of the image of the season of giving, people have to keep up the universal schema of giving back to society, either that or be sacked. Nobody wants a lump of coal in their stocking, so the naughty ones procrastinate eleven months and then redeem themselves with a huge donation to the needy. Davis High is going to be involved in the Sub for Santa program by first putting on a talent show of the faculty. Donating to this is one way students can contribute to society.
“A parent can’t be a Santa, so we’re stepping in to help them so the kids have a better Christmas.” Camille Robb, Senior, said. This defines Sub for Santa, those who are more privileged (in the high or middle class) give to those who aren’t as lucky in the game of life. Why not share the wealth? Fortunate others can go through an entire lifetime without knowing the unfortunate conditions of the lower class. If they were to know, the passion to give would increase. If they were to know the kid or family they are giving to, the charity would increase significantly. Giving with a meaning, that is the secret to a successful charity fundraiser like Sub for Santa. Convince society to be nice, not naughty.

Chritsmas According to Davis

As we slip into the winter season here at Davis, many people are eagerly anticipating a visit from Mr. Claus; but some are still reluctant to give in early to the season.
“Christmas is a fun time of year, the atmosphere is cool,” said Zander Nash, a senior, when asked about the holiday season. However, not everyone is as excited for the season as Nash is. “Christmas is all right, but the season is completely overrated,” grumbled Dan Credits, senior. Having changed thoroughly over the years, it could be said that Christmas has become a tad too commercialized lately. When asked whether or not he thought most people have lost the true meaning of Christmas, Nash comments “I wouldn’t say most.” According to Nash, there are some people that have lost the meaning of the season. Rather than “Serving, loving, giving, and a little getting,” as Nash has described, some people see nothing but presents. “That’s all people want nowadays, more gifts, more stuff. I bet people intentionally get on the naughty list, just to see how much coal they can get,” stated Credits. According to that, than most people today feel that getting into trouble is fun, just to see how much trouble they can get into. It’s all about getting.
Other people just want Christmas to go back to the way it used to be, but some can’t stand the old ways at all. There should be some middle ground. “I don’t think that people should go back to the old ways, I like Christmas, just as long as they keep the true meaning in mind. I think its fun to get stuff, but it’s also fun to serve,” stated Nash. The true meaning of Christmas should be kept in mind though. “It’s about being kind, loving, serving, and overall being selfless,” sighed Nash.

Christmas Music? Not a fan...

Christmas music, an unfair and biased propaganda, which has plagued the spirit of Christmas since the advent of Santa Claus. Not only is every single mall, dentist office, hospital, Wal-Mart, and any other popular outlet in America sucked into this assemblage of bad composition. But television and radio stations air this from Halloween to Martin Luther King Day. The interesting part is that all this biased propaganda is illegal according to the fairness doctrine mandated by the F.C.C. (Federal Communications Commission.) In 1948. What this states is that any broadcasting station that gives a certain amount of air time to one particular popular media in support of a belief or event. There must be an equal amount of air time to something negating a belief or event. This law, in blatant terms, says if you put Christmas music on air, you must put anti Christmas music on air for an equal amount of time. Although we all know this would never happen, especially in Christmas hungry America. It still says something about our society. Everyone loves Christmas in America, and it won’t change until something drastic happens. Say, Santa Claus was caught money laundering. Again, impossible, Santa isn’t real. So it can’t happen. Citizens need to take a step back and look at the entire holiday spirit. This is a birthday, and on this birthday we listen to music that has nothing to do with this day months before, and after. We rush around stores thinking of characters of fiction, what we get and what we give. This isn’t necessarily wrong; it just can’t cloud the real spirit and reason for Christmas.

Christmas Music is Great!

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose, building a man of snow with a carrot nose and a coal for each eye, scarves, warm mittens, and hot chocolate. There are so many pleasant things about the Christmas season, therefore the holiday joy must spread throughout November as well as December. And what defines Christmas more than the jingles of the season.
“Generally, Christmas music is more calming,” said Bob Nelson FM 100 radio talk show host. When the stress of everyday life is too overwhelming, Christmas music can calm the mind. Christmas music is mainly cheerful, mostly because it brings back memories of past Christmases of a person’s life, which are basically good, unless that person has had a very deprived childhood.
Some may say that November first is too soon to begin playing Christmas music, which would be true, but there is a purpose behind the early beginning of cheer. Radio stations were asked in the year 2001 to begin playing Christmas music sooner to serve as a sort of comfort to the country. The tragedy of 9/11 caused an overall gloom in America. Music is very affective when it comes to the psychological mind set. For example, if someone were to listen to angry music they are probably going to be an angry person.
“People are so passionate about radio,” Nelson quoted, stating that the effect that radio has on America is significant, making the main music on the radio significant to a person’s mind set. Christmas music consists of calming and energetic genres, making it easy for people of all shapes and sizes to listen and enjoy.

What Happened to Thanksgiving?

Left in the shadow of Christmas, this holiday is just a mere Sunday dinner in comparison. It has no propaganda, music, or decorations. This poor holiday is Thanksgiving, and most people say that it is just in the shadow of Christmas, it’s really not a holiday compared to Christmas.

It’s sad when people feel that the founding of our country is not holiday worthy. Most people like Christmas a lot more than Thanksgiving because of all the fun lights, presents, and holiday treats that they recieve. “I like Christmas better, because it has a jolly holiday feeling that Thanksgiving lacks,” said Tyler Twogood, a sophomore student at Davis. “I like Christmas a lot better because it’s the world’s biggest holiday and it’s a lot of fun,” said Erik Buchmiller, a senior student at Davis. Still, people today don’t feel that Thanksgiving is being overrun by Christmas. “I don’t think that Thanksgiving is being overshadowed by Christmas, just music wise,” stated Buchmiller. That’s a major point; a large number of people are wildly opposed against the radio stations playing Christmas music before the Christmas season. “I think it’s sick and wrong; they need to wait their turn,” exclaimed Twogood.

Another big pet peeve for a large amount of people is other people putting up Christmas trees and lights before Thanksgiving. In the competition for family togetherness these two holidays come very close. “I feel that both of these holidays bring my family very close together,” said Buchmiller. Still people are outraged by what is happening to Thanksgiving in comparison to Christmas. “There isn’t enough propaganda for Thanksgiving; the stores go straight from Halloween to Christmas,” stated Buchmiller. That’s one way to look at it. “Thanksgiving is loosing its meaning, we’re loosing the thanks,” said Twogood. Isn’t that what Thanksgiving is all about, giving thanks for all this country has given us, and has yet to give us. So maybe we should give Thanksgiving the respect it deserves, and have its turn at being a holiday.

Holiday Movies Awarded...







Five Must See Christmas Movies
One of the many traditions of Christmas in America is the portray of Christmas in the cinema. The following films are some of those classics that stand among the dozens of Yule-tide themed movies that are aired non-stop through the month of December

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Best Not Christmas Christmas Movie
Tim Burton’s cult classic about Jack Skellington’s adventure in Christmas Town is seasoned with a memorable cast of characters and the music by Burton’s go-to composer Danny Elfman. Though not technically a Christmas movie, the story of Jack and Sally is a must-see. Rated PG for “scary images.”
Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas: Best Saving Christmas movie
Whether it’s the 1966 cartoon narrated by Boris Karloff, or the 2000 version directed by Ron Howard starring Jim Carrey and Taylor Momsen, this story taken from legendary children’s author Dr. Seuss reminds us that Christmas is about more than a tree and the gifts underneath it. Little Cindy Lou Who saves Christmas not through heroic actions, but through her heart. The 1966 cartoon version has no rating, and the 2000 live-action version is rated PG for crude humor.
It’s a Wonderful Life: Best Christmas Classic that airs non-stop from Thanksgiving
This 1946 classic starring James Stewart and Henry Travers has stood the test of time. More than six decades after its release it remains a Christmas staple in households across the world. The story of George Bailey’s heartwarming journey through the world without him ever being born reminds us that our life is worth more than our struggles. Though not rated, it is usually broadcast on television using FCC censoring standards.
The Polar Express: Best Christmas Movie to watch while drinking hot chocolate with your family
Tom Hanks voices may characters in this computer animated adaptation of Chris Van Allsburg’s Caldecott storybook by the same name. The film carries the tradition of Christmas spirit, telling the story of children who are doubting the existence of Santa Clause boarding a train to the North Pole. It has great songs and dances, making it a fun choice for the whole family. Rated G.
Home Alone: Best Child Abandonment Christmas Movie
The unforgettable story starring Macaulay Culkin of a child left behind by his family while they vacation for Christmas. Although a story about an eight year old in a house by himself is amusing by itself, the movie adds humor by having the child thwart criminals by making booby traps. This classic is no doubt the source of countless Joe Pesci nightmares. Rated PG for mild language

What I Learned in Kindergarten


Twelve years from kindergarten, high school students find themselves in a world un-comprehendible to a six year old. “I usually catch myself missing kindergarten in really boring classes,” said Jonathan Richardson and senior here at Davis High. But the phrase “everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten” holds more truth than most would care to look into. As high school students, we are required to take a certain amount of credits in specific areas of study, while maintaining a strict code of conduct which we know as “citizenship”. The same rules and obligations apply to kindergartners, just on a much lighter and playful level. This is probably why school becomes more of a tedious task as we grow older.
“We learn about dinosaurs, cars and boats, and we’re learning about sea animals too. We just learned about squids,” said Duncan Thorne, an Antelope Elementary kindergartner and the son of the Mrs. Thorne the Davis High drama teacher. Kindergartners do a lot of crafts, as well as ABC’s and number books; A long leap from AP art history, English 12 and calculus. But the difference isn’t in what they’re learning, but the intensity and quantity in which they’re learning it. We are still required to be taught the same subjects, but in greater amounts and difficulty.
Atop their regular curriculum, kindergartners are taught from a young age to behave themselves, share, and to be obedient to their teachers; basic people skills. These are not a whole lot different than our own “citizenship” grades. These basic skills follow us throughout our lives and provide a social base for our future.
The major differences between kindergarten and High school are primarily located in our attitude towards school itself. The things we like to do and the things we dislike. “My favorite things in school is everything! Playing with the toys and stuff,” said Thorne. “But my least favorite thing is having to go home.” In response to this, Connor Johnson, a junior at DHS said “my favorite thing is associating with my peers. But I’d have to say that going home is something I eagerly look forward to.”
The attitude toward school changes dramatically in twelve years. Students go from bouncing up and down ready to go to school at six A.M to having to be dragged out of bed that same time twelve years later.

Celebrating Different Holidays

With the Holiday season fast approaching, families are making arrangements to get together, to share one another’s company, and to reflect on their heritage and culture during this special time of year. Many students here at Davis celebrate holidays outside of Christmas during the holiday season. Some because of their heritage and others just to try to get a better view into other cultures
Micah Johnson, sophomore, celebrates both Christmas and Hanukkah with his family. Micah comes from a long line of proud Jewish heritage, and his family values taking the time each year to celebrate a holiday that is deeply rooted within them.
“I enjoy remembering who I am and where I came from,” said Johnson. He hopes to continue this tradition on with his own family some day.
Jimmy Stevenson, senior, also celebrates Hanukkah with his family, although he admitts they aren’t very orthodox about it. “We do all the cliché stuff, it’s mainly just a time to get together with my family,” said Stevenson. “It’s a really spiritual experience. Feeling like you’re part of something with such a long history is pretty cool. Plus the food is fantastic.”
Abbey Porter, senior, started celebrating Hanukkah a few years ago to get another look into different cultures.
“I wanted to be more culturaly diverse,” said Porter.
She’s even recruted her family to join her.
“We make pancakes, make dreidels on the first night, and take turns lighting the menorah each night,” said Porter.
What Porter finds most important though is that she and her family continue to be open to other cultures and traditions.
“I want to continue practicing diversity with my own family. I want them to understand all religions and cultures,” said Porter.
Erick Resek, senior, celebrates Three Kings Day with his family, to remember and celebrate his Argentine heritage. He feels it’s important because it reflects his religious beliefs. He says that getting gifts from the Three Wise Men is much more meaningful than getting them from Santa.

Celebrating Different Holidays

With the Holiday season fast approaching, families are making arrangements to get together, to share one another’s company, and to reflect on their heritage and culture during this special time of year. Many students here at Davis celebrate holidays outside of Christmas during the holiday season. Some because of their heritage and others just to try to get a better view into other cultures
Micah Johnson, sophomore, celebrates both Christmas and Hanukkah with his family. Micah comes from a long line of proud Jewish heritage, and his family values taking the time each year to celebrate a holiday that is deeply rooted within them.
“I enjoy remembering who I am and where I came from,” said Johnson. He hopes to continue this tradition on with his own family some day.
Jimmy Stevenson, senior, also celebrates Hanukkah with his family, although he admitts they aren’t very orthodox about it. “We do all the cliché stuff, it’s mainly just a time to get together with my family,” said Stevenson. “It’s a really spiritual experience. Feeling like you’re part of something with such a long history is pretty cool. Plus the food is fantastic.”
Abbey Porter, senior, started celebrating Hanukkah a few years ago to get another look into different cultures.
“I wanted to be more culturaly diverse,” said Porter.
She’s even recruted her family to join her.
“We make pancakes, make dreidels on the first night, and take turns lighting the menorah each night,” said Porter.
What Porter finds most important though is that she and her family continue to be open to other cultures and traditions.
“I want to continue practicing diversity with my own family. I want them to understand all religions and cultures,” said Porter.
Erick Resek, senior, celebrates Three Kings Day with his family, to remember and celebrate his Argentine heritage. He feels it’s important because it reflects his religious beliefs. He says that getting gifts from the Three Wise Men is much more meaningful than getting them from Santa.

The Clunker of the Month: December

Doug Irwin, senior, has his ’92 Ford Ranger, nicknamed “The Black Beauty”, to get him from point A to point B. Although Irwin would say there’s worse cars out there than his, his truck still easily competes for a top spot in the Davis Dart’s ‘Clunker of the Month’. With no radio in his truck, Irwin has only the whistling from his unsealed window to keep him sane in traffic. The screech when Irwin starts his car makes dogs howl, and the orange rust and green paint spilled in his bed almost lose the truck it’s nickname. The missing side mirror and door handle make for an interesting experience while driving. For getting the truck for free; however, Irwin believes he got a good bargain. Irwin admits that most of the damage done to his car was done himself, and he has a story to go with almost every dent. However bad Irwin’s truck might seem, he defends it with some of the good.
“It has good handling, great tires, and really good suspension,” said Irwin. He has driven the entire trombone section around, proving that his suspension really is above average.


Kenny Larson, senior, drives to school each day in a paint-less, late 80’s, Buick Century, which he gives the nickname, “The Flying Dutchman”. Larson contends that his car stands alone as the worst car at Davis High. Buying his car for a whopping one dollar, he definitely got what he paid for. A permanent Coke stain coats his dashboard, his windshield is cracked and his car makes a terrible clinking sound when he brakes. A poof of black smoke emits from his exhaust when he starts his car, and his back left tire goes flat periodically for no reason. But with all this bad, there’s got to be some good.
“It has amazing acceleration, very comfortable seats, and the ladies love it,” said Larson.
It’s the car that’s left him stranded in the middle of Skull Valley with the keys locked in the trunk, but Larson says he still loves driving his clunker.


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